i’m so used to hearing satan/satanism and thinking, like, overeager nerds that really want to tell you about their epic kinky wiccan ttrpg session that it’s bewildering to remember that a sizable portion of this country legit views the biblical satan as a real force that must be combatted.
like we’ve got dentists and little league coaches convinced that they’re locked in a holy, spiritual battle when the biggest danger presented by someone in a baphomet t-shirt is that they’re almost definitely gonna try to put you onto their etsy shop where they sell shitty resin dice sets.
in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called “burning screams” which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us
The “and Ken” sign says so much. Not only do the police identify him as some crazily dressed guy just tagging along with an equally crazily dressed girl who just decked someone in the face, they also cuff him even though it seems like he hasn’t done anything because he tagged along with his girlfriend even to get arrested.
He’s an accessory even to a convicted Barbie. You do not separate a Ken from his Barbie even in jail. Ken is having the time of his life even in incarceration because he’s there with Barbie.
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